We are helping people celebrate life’s important events with a chuckle here and a chortle there.
This isn’t an overly saccharine or sincere greeting card line. Instead it cheerfully reflects a perfectly inappropriate sense of humor. Greeting card fanatics find this line fresh, fun, friendly, and surprisingly clean.
Each greeting card’s retail value is $4.50.
How to order
Simply download an order form, fill out and email it to kathy@chuckleandchortle.com. We’ll take care of the rest.
General order form
Wholesale order form
Wholesale orders only: Greeting cards are sold in increments of 6 cards of the same design. Memopads are sold in increments of 3 of the same design.
Resale number must be provided by new customers.
You may download the entire Chuckle & Chortle catalog here.
The Chuckle & Chortle Greeting Card Collection
Art
ART1
interior: The problem is staying a child when you grow up. Pablo Piccaso
ART2
interior: …and lose ourselves at the same time. Thomas Merton
ART3
interior: …how can I stop?
ART4
interior: …like a heart needs a beat.
ART5
interior: …complicated things.
Anniversary
A1
interior: happy anniversary
A2
interior: happy anniversary
A3
interior: happy anniversary
A4
interior: We’re still married! Happy anniversary.
Belated Birthday
BE1
interior: …I just didn’t remember it in time.
Birthday
B1
interior: …and many, many more.
B2
interior: …and plenty of them.
B3
interior: Hope you find happiness this birthday.
B4
interior: …is as wonderful as I am.
B5
interior: I freaking looove cake.
B6
interior: …a donation has been made in your name to a department store of my choice. Happiest of birthdays!
B7
interior: This is a depressing birthday.
B8
interior: …a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
B9
interior: …like a kidney stone, but it’ll pass.
B10
interior: Better to be a year older than a month late.
B11
interior: Did she really look like a monkey, and did she smell like one too?
B12
interior: The more you have the harder it is to breathe.
B13
interior: It’s your birthday again?
B14
interior: You’re not as old as you’ll be next year.
B15
interior: …long and useful. Happy Birthday and many, many more.
B16
interior: When do we eat cake?
B17
interior: …it doesn’t matter how you look if you have money.
B18
interior: …that good friends won’t let you do anything stupid by yourself.
B19
interior: …month!
B20
interior: They really blow.
B21
interior: …may those around you live to serve you and your crown.
B22
interior: Especially when it doesn’t result in facial scarring. Happy birthday beautiful.
B23
interior: …a cupcake in each hand.
B24
…and found many wonderful things for myself.
B25
…that even if the voices aren’t real, they have some pretty good ideas.
B26
…and shake things up a bit.
B28
interior: …the harder it is to be kidnapped. Stay safe. Eat cake.
B29
interior: …like denial.
B30
interior: …you come from a strong line of crazies.
B31
interior: …we aren’t cheese.
B33
interior: …but pointless.
B34
interior: …from your size 2 friend.
Blank
BL1
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BL4
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BL5
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BL6
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Congratulations
C1
interior: …on that thing that you did.
C2
interior: Yippee!
C3
interior: …by your awesomeness.
Encouragement
En1
(blank inside)
E2
interior: Everything is figureoutable.
Friendship
F1
interior: It’s not permanent.
F2
interior: Beer is great. Beer goes with everything on your plate.
F3
interior: …of a misspent life.
F5
interior: So why bother?
F7
interior: …but fat cells live forever.
F8
interior: I can sleep all day.
F9
interior: …solve your own problems. I’m tired of solving them for you.
F10
interior: … get all crazy white girl on you.
F11
interior: I believe I’ll have another drink.
F12
interior: … and so am I.
F13
interior: …I check the obituaries. If I don’t see my name, I have another cup of coffee.
F14
interior: … so that I can be pretty on the inside.
F15
interior: …you are nothing but sass, class, and a bunch of badass.
F16
interior: Ever have that not so fresh feeling?
F17
If I’m being honest, it’s actually ice cream and chocolate.
F18
interior: …and sew your clothes tighter and tighter every night.
F19
interior: I’d pick you every time.
F20
interior: …thinking about me too?
F21
interior: …unbiological sister.
F22
interior: Creep it real.
F23
interior: …but you can buy daycare and that’s pretty much the same thing.
F24
interior: …it’s time to shave your legs.
F25
interior: I just roll out of bed and there it is.
Holiday
H1
interior: That’s creepy, right?
Get Well
G1
interior: We are sick of you being sick.
Love
L1
interior: …how much I love you.
Mom
M1
interior: Great Moms turn them off first. Thanks for being a great mom.
M2
interior: I’m awesome.
New Baby
BB1
interior: …your life.
Retirement
R1
interior: …by almost all of us.
Sorry
S1
interior: … told me to do it.
S2
interior: Did I hurt your feeling?
s3
interior: …in Chinese.
Thank You
T1
interior: …to prove I have impeccable manners.
T2
interior: …for accepting this thank you card.
T3
interior: …for the thank you.
The Chuckle & Chortle Memopad Collection
4 x 8 inches with 50 tear-off sheets and an attached magnet
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Returns
If we have made a mistake, or you receive damaged merchandise, please accept our apology. Contact us by phone or send an email so that we can correct any problems. All claims must be made within 10 days of receipt. Returns must be pre-approved.
Catalog
You may download the entire Chuckle & Chortle catalog here.
Contact Chuckle & Chortle
kathy@chuckleandchortle.com
303-868-7160
Business hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. MST, Monday-Friday.
Learn how to order by visiting our shop page.
