ART1

interior: The problem is staying a child when you grow up. Pablo Piccaso

ART2

interior: …and lose ourselves at the same time. Thomas Merton

ART3

interior: …how can I stop?

ART4

interior: …like a heart needs a beat.

ART5

interior: …complicated things.

A1

interior: happy anniversary

A2

interior: happy anniversary

A3

interior: happy anniversary

A4

interior: We’re still married! Happy anniversary.

BE1

interior: …I just didn’t remember it in time.

B1

interior: …and many, many more.

B2

interior: …and plenty of them.

B3

interior: Hope you find happiness this birthday.

B4

interior: …is as wonderful as I am.

B5

interior: I freaking looove cake.

B6

interior: …a donation has been made in your name to a department store of my choice. Happiest of birthdays!

B7

interior: This is a depressing birthday.

B8

interior: …a waist is a terrible thing to mind.

B9

interior: …like a kidney stone, but it’ll pass.

B10

interior: Better to be a year older than a month late.

B11

interior: Did she really look like a monkey, and did she smell like one too?

B12

interior: The more you have the harder it is to breathe.

B13

interior: It’s your birthday again?

B14

interior: You’re not as old as you’ll be next year.

B15

interior: …long and useful. Happy Birthday and many, many more.

B16

interior: When do we eat cake?

B17

interior: …it doesn’t matter how you look if you have money.

B18

interior: …that good friends won’t let you do anything stupid by yourself.

B19

interior: …month!

B20

interior: They really blow.

B21

interior: …may those around you live to serve you and your crown.

B22

interior: Especially when it doesn’t result in facial scarring. Happy birthday beautiful.

B23

interior: …a cupcake in each hand.

b24

…and found many wonderful things for myself.

b25

…that even if the voices aren’t real, they have some pretty good ideas.

b26

…and shake things up a bit.

B28

interior: …the harder it is to be kidnapped. Stay safe. Eat cake.

B29

interior: …like denial.

B30

interior: …you come from a strong line of crazies.

BL1

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BL2

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BL3

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BL4

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BL5

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BL6

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C1

interior: …on that thing that you did.

C2

interior: Yippee!

C3

interior: …by your awesomeness.

En1

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E2

interior: Everything is figureoutable.

F1

interior: It’s not permanent.

F2

interior: Beer is great. Beer goes with everything on your plate.

F3

interior: …of a misspent life.

F4

interior: And you thought you were having a bad hair day.

F5

interior: So why bother?

F6

interior: …these are a few of my favorite things.

F7

interior: …but fat cells live forever.

F8

interior: I can sleep all day.

F9

interior: …solve your own problems. I’m tired of solving them for you.

F10

interior: … get all crazy white girl on you.

F11

interior: I believe I’ll have another drink.

F12

interior: … and so am I.

F13

interior: …I check the obituaries. If I don’t see my name, I have another cup of coffee.

F14

interior: … so that I can be pretty on the inside.

F15

interior: …you are nothing but sass, class, and a bunch of badass.

f16

interior: Ever have that not so fresh feeling?

f17

If I’m being honest, it’s actually ice cream and chocolate.

F18

interior: …and sew your clothes tighter and tighter every night.

F19

interior: I’d pick you every time.

F20

interior: …thinking about me too?

F21

interior: …unbiological sister.

F22

interior: Creep it real.

G1

interior: We are sick of you being sick.

L1

interior: …how much I love you.

M1

interior: Great Moms turn them off first. Thanks for being a great mom.

M2

interior: I’m awesome.

BB1

interior: …your life.

S1

interior: … told me to do it.

S2

interior: Did I hurt your feeling?

s3

interior: …in Chinese.

T1

interior: …to prove I have impeccable manners.

T2

interior: …for accepting this thank you card.

T3

interior: …for the thank you.

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